How to refuse to drink at the wine table? Will not
The wine table is a social place that can be quite testing. You can't drink, you'd better learn to refuse; you can't drink enough to make new friends happy, so you can make everyone happy with a three-inch tongue. This way, you won't hurt your body, and you won't let the drinker spoil the fun. Here are a few very practical words to refuse at the wine table:
As long as you have a good relationship, you can drink as much as you want
You can expand and say: "Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine roses can't make a love. Only if the feelings are not enough, you can use roses to make up for it. Therefore, as long as the feelings are good, you can drink as much as you can. I don't want our feelings to be mixed with so much'water '. Although I drank a little, it was a drop of strong emotion. Every bit is love!"
Second, as long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink
Try saying this: "Drinking with someone you don't like is a kind of pain; drinking with someone you like is a kind of emotion. When we get together, it means that our feelings are in place. As long as our feelings are in place, we are intoxicated without drinking.
Third, as long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine
If you really can't drink, you might as well persuade the other person to replace the wine with drink or tea. You ask him: "Do we have feelings?" He will answer: "You!" You say: "As long as there are feelings, anything you drink is wine. What is emotion? Feelings are understanding, long live understanding!" You then replace the wine with tea, indicating.
Fourth, the feelings are shallow, even if you drink a big bowl; the feelings are deep, even if you lick them
On the wine table, thousands of words can be summed up in one word "drink". For example: "If you don't drink this glass of wine, you must think I am ugly." For example: "Deep feelings, swallow it in one bite; shallow feelings, lick it." Alcoholics associate the amount of alcohol with the beauty and ugliness of people and the depth of feelings. You can refute their connection: "If the depth of feelings is proportional to how much we drink, our deep feelings are not enough to be reflected in a glass of wine. We should jump into the wine tank, because we have been friends for many years, and the depth is as clear as the sea. In fact, the feelings are shallow, even if you drink a big bowl; the feelings are deep, even if you lick it."
In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt my body, I drink a little
He advises you: "Drink! Emotional iron, drink bleeding! I would rather hurt my body than my feelings; I would rather drink a hole in my stomach than let my feelings crack!" This is a manifestation of irrationality, and you can answer it like this: "We should consume rationally and drink rationally. 'Stay half sober, half drunk, at least in my dreams with you.' I am a person who does not want to hurt my body and feelings. Without a body, there is no emotion that can be expressed; without emotions, it is a walking dead! In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt my body, I drink a little."
At this happy moment, let's do multiple choice questions!
We open our minds a bit, and the way to refuse wine comes. He wants to borrow wine to express his feelings and feelings for you, and you say: "You can do multiple choice questions when you are happy. To express your feelings and feelings, you can: hug or hold hands or drink, choose one first. I respect you, let you choose; you respect me, should let me choose. Now, I choose to hug, okay?"
Seventh, the gentleman moves his mouth, not his hands
If he asks you to make a toast, you can have no "dilemma" and invite the king into the urn. You ask him: "Would you like to be a gentleman or a villain? Please answer this question first." If he says "willing to be a gentleman," you say "a gentleman's friend is as light as water," and replace the wine with tea, or "a gentleman's mouth is moved, but not his hands, you drink with your mouth," and invite him to drink; if he says "willing to be a villain," you say "I don't drink with villains," and then sit down with a smile, and he has no choice.
In short, there are still many ways to refuse wine and refuse wine, and you need to be flexible and "fight to block". In wine culture, there are both words of persuasion and words of refusal. You don't have enough alcohol, and with your wit and eloquence, you can also deal with it in the social field with ease.
Supplement:
One, two, two, two, gargling, three, two, four, two, four, not counting wine, five, two, six, walking against the wall, seven, two, eight, still yelling.
As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine!
Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and friends stay in their hearts!
Drink as much as you can, and run away if you can't.
Standing on one leg, drinking doesn't count.
Guests get drunk when they drink, or the host will be ashamed!
People walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink!
We are all close friends together, so I will drink two comfortable wines first.
Lu Jianji roared, who drinks if you don't drink?
The wine strengthens the courage of the hero and refuses to obey the control of his wife!
The market economy engages in competition, so drink the wine quickly.
A big river with wide waves, pick up this cup and let's do it.
If you want the guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first!
If you don't know, unless you toast.
Sky blue, sea blue, cup by cup down.
There are no clouds in the sky and drought in the ground, and the cup just now cannot be counted.
Are you emotionally ironclad? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Are you emotionally deep? Deep! Then you are not afraid of hanging needles!
If you don't drink it for nothing, you won't get along emotionally.
